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Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt, Give Everyone the Bird Shirt, Sarcastic Thanksgiving Crewneck, Retro Holiday Humor

Funny Thanksgiving Sweatshirt, Give Everyone the Bird Shirt, Sarcastic Thanksgiving Crewneck, Retro Holiday Humor

Regular price $39.99 USD
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It’s Thanksgiving. Time to give everyone the bird. 🦃🖕

Turkey’s on the table, patience is running thin, and you’re officially out of holiday cheer.

This funny Thanksgiving sweatshirt brings sarcastic holiday humor to your fall wardrobe with a retro-inspired design featuring a sassy woman serving Thanksgiving dinner with a side of attitude.

The artwork features a vintage-style kitchen scene, pink gingham details, a roasted turkey, and the cheeky phrase “It’s Thanksgiving, Time to Give Everyone the Bird.”

Perfect for anyone who loves Thanksgiving with a little sarcasm, vintage aesthetics, and humor that’s definitely not grandma-approved.

🖤 PRODUCT DETAILS

* Cozy unisex crewneck sweatshirt
* Sand-colored sweatshirt shown
* Retro Thanksgiving graphic
* Comfortable, relaxed everyday fit
* Great for Thanksgiving gatherings, Friendsgiving, and casual fall outfits
* Designed with attitude by Whiskey Witch Boutique

🦃 PERFECT FOR

* Funny Thanksgiving outfits
* Friendsgiving celebrations
* Sarcastic holiday lovers
* Retro and vintage-inspired fashion fans
* Thanksgiving dinner hosts with a sense of humor
* Anyone who’s already over the family drama

📏 SIZING

Unisex sizing with a relaxed fit. Please refer to the size chart before ordering. For an oversized look, consider sizing up based on your preferred fit.

📦 PROCESSING & SHIPPING

Each sweatshirt is made to order. Please allow 7–10 business days for processing before shipment.

Shipping is calculated at checkout. Please review the estimated delivery date before purchasing.

PLEASE NOTE

Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings and lighting. The listing photos are styled mockups; the finished sweatshirt may have slight differences in print placement and appearance.

Spooky looks good on you. 🖤

Whiskey Witch Boutique | Handmade in Michigan

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