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Please refer to the size chart provided in the listing photos for more details.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Unisex, Cotton\/Poly Blend\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Size up 1-2 sizes for an oversized look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDESIGN INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Design is a dtf process and is applied to each shirt with a commercially grade press. Dtf will get softer with washing. There might be a slight difference between real and perceived colors of an item due to the nature of an item or resolution of a screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Wash inside out in cold water\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Hang dry or dry on low heat, hang dry is preferred\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ NO dry cleaning\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Iron inside out on low heat if needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Current processing times can be found in our shop announcement and in the shipping section of each listing. Please be sure to read this along with my policies. By purchasing this listing you are agreeing to my shipping time and shop policies.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All items ship USPS first class with tracking. You can upgrade to priority 3 day mail during checkout. This does NOT rush your order nor guarantee delivery dates.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All delivery dates are estimates only, we do not guarantee delivery dates. Delays can happen with the holidays and weather. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything is made to order so refunds are not expected. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. I am here to help with any and all questions. 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