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Whether you’re shopping for a funny Christmas gift or want to stand out at your holiday gathering, this sweatshirt is guaranteed to sleigh. 🎄\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Current processing times can be found in our shop announcement and in the shipping section of each listing. Please be sure to read this along with my policies. By purchasing this listing you are agreeing to my shipping time and shop policies.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All items ship USPS first class with tracking. You can upgrade to priority 3 day mail during checkout. This does NOT rush your order nor guarantee delivery dates.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All delivery dates are estimates only, we do not guarantee delivery dates. Delays can happen with the holidays. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything is made to order. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. I am here to help with any and all questions. Please see our shop policy for additional info.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003efunny christmas shirt”\u003cbr\u003e\n“adult christmas shirt”\u003cbr\u003e\n“holiday sublimation tee”\u003cbr\u003e\n“sarcastic christmas shirt”\u003cbr\u003e\n“naughty christmas shirt”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey Witch Boutique","offers":[{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072568520884,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072568553652,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072568586420,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072568619188,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072568651956,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072568684724,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072568717492,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072568750260,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072568783028,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072568815796,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072568848564,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072568881332,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072568914100,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072568946868,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072568979636,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072569012404,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072569045172,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072569077940,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Crewneck","offer_id":44072569110708,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray Hoodie","offer_id":44072569143476,"sku":null,"price":27.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ Light Gray TSHIRT","offer_id":44072569176244,"sku":null,"price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/0520\/3892\/files\/il_fullxfull.7335249050_7z8d.jpg?v=1761710141","url":"https:\/\/shop.whiskeywitchboutique.com\/products\/put-your-balls-all-over-me-shirt-funny-26399","provider":"Whiskey Witch Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}