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No two shirts will be exactly alike, which makes yours feel extra special.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy you’ll love it:\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade graphic T shirt\u003cbr\u003e\n“Momster Before Coffee” skeleton design\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny coffee mom shirt with spooky-cute attitude\u003cbr\u003e\nUnique bleached\/distressed finish\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft cotton\/polyester blend\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat for school drop-off, errands, coffee runs, mom life, fall outfits, spooky season, and everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e\nFun gift for moms, coffee lovers, Halloween fans, spooky babes, and sarcastic friends\u003cbr\u003e\nSizing + fit:\u003cbr\u003e\nThis tee is unisex sizing. Most customers can choose their normal size, but please check the size chart for the best fit. Size up for a relaxed or oversized look.\u003cbr\u003e\nProcessing time:\u003cbr\u003e\nMade to order in 1–7 business days before shipping.\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease note:\u003cbr\u003e\nEach shirt is hand-dyed\/bleached, so the distressing pattern, placement, and vibrancy may vary slightly. Screen colors can also appear a little different depending on your device settings.\u003cbr\u003e\nCare instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\nWash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design. Avoid bleach and harsh detergents to help keep your tee looking its best.\u003cbr\u003e\nThank you for supporting my small handmade shop. 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