{"product_id":"funny-frog-mug-i-will-succeed-because-i-44857","title":"Funny Frog Mug, I Will Succeed Because I Am Insane, Weird Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny frog mug featuring a sword-wielding frog riding an alligator with the saying “I Will Succeed Because I Am Insane.” This black-and-white sublimated ceramic coffee mug is made for anyone who likes weird humor, gothic artwork, chaotic energy, frogs, reptiles, and spooky things.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA little unhinged. A little determined. Basically motivational—but in the Whiskey Witch way. 🖤\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe hand-drawn-style black artwork features a fearless little frog holding a sword while riding an alligator beneath a crescent moon and stars. The monochrome design gives it a simple vintage gothic look that works year-round instead of feeling overly seasonal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMUG OPTIONS\u003cbr\u003e\n• 12 oz white ceramic mug\u003cbr\u003e\n• 15 oz white ceramic mug\u003cbr\u003e\n• Professionally sublimated design\u003cbr\u003e\n• Design permanently infused into the mug surface rather than applied as vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\n• Glossy white finish\u003cbr\u003e\n• Black-and-white artwork\u003cbr\u003e\n• Design placement may vary slightly due to the handmade process\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAPPROXIMATE SIZE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12 oz mug:\u003cbr\u003e\n3.2” diameter × 3.7” tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e15 oz mug:\u003cbr\u003e\n3.4” diameter × 4.6” tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGREAT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny coffee mug lovers, frog lovers, reptile and alligator lovers, gothic kitchens, spooky-home decor, sarcastic gift giving, weird gifts, alternative style, coworkers with questionable coping mechanisms, and anyone operating mostly on caffeine and determination.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHANDMADE BY WHISKEY WITCH BOUTIQUE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach mug is made to order by my small Michigan business. Slight variations may occur from one handmade item to another.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePROCESSING TIME\u003cbr\u003e\nPlease allow approximately 7–10 business days for your order to be created before shipment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColors may appear slightly different depending on your screen.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey Witch Boutique","offers":[{"title":"11 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":44875846320308,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 Fluid Ounces","offer_id":44875846353076,"sku":null,"price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/0520\/3892\/files\/il_fullxfull.8556249272_femf.jpg?v=1790003063","url":"https:\/\/shop.whiskeywitchboutique.com\/products\/funny-frog-mug-i-will-succeed-because-i-44857","provider":"Whiskey Witch Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}