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This funny adult Christmas sweatshirt or T-shirt features a vintage Santa and the phrase “Nothing for you, w***e.” Printed with sublimation for a soft, vintage look—no cracking or peeling.\u003cbr\u003e\nChoose Your Style\u003cbr\u003e\nCrewneck sweatshirt – cozy poly-blend, unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e\nT-shirt – soft unisex tee (poly-rich or heather for best results)\u003cbr\u003e\nSublimation Details (read before ordering)\u003cbr\u003e\nDye is infused into the fibers (no vinyl).\u003cbr\u003e\nWorks best on white\/ash\/light heathers with a high polyester content.\u003cbr\u003e\nNo white ink is used; any “white” areas show the garment color.\u003cbr\u003e\nExpect a vintage, slightly faded look—this is normal and part of the style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNotes \u0026amp; Policies\u003cbr\u003e\nMature content. Listing is intended for adult humor.\u003cbr\u003e\nColors can vary by screen\/garment dye lot.\u003cbr\u003e\nBecause this is made-to-order apparel, exchanges\/returns are limited to defects or incorrect items—please message me with any issue and I’ll make it right\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare\u003cbr\u003e\nWash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print.\u003cbr\u003e\nProcessing \u0026amp; shipping\u003cbr\u003e\nMade to order in the USA • Ships in 1-7 biz days • Free U.S. shipping on $35+\u003cbr\u003e\nSizing\u003cbr\u003e\nTees \u0026amp; crewnecks S–4XL (see size chart image)\u003cbr\u003e\nGift-ready\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd a gift message at checkout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Current processing times can be found in our shop announcement and in the shipping section of each listing. Please be sure to read this along with my policies. By purchasing this listing you are agreeing to my shipping time and shop policies.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All items ship USPS first class with tracking. You can upgrade to priority 3 day mail during checkout. This does NOT rush your order nor guarantee delivery dates.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All delivery dates are estimates only, we do not guarantee delivery dates. Delays can happen with the holidays. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything is made to order. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. I am here to help with any and all questions. 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