{"product_id":"bleached-shirt-spooky-i-hydrate-and-mind-24306","title":"Skeleton Hydration Shirt, Funny Mind Your Own Business Tee, Retro Floral Bleached Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eStay spooky and stay hydrated. This handmade skeleton hydration shirt is the perfect mix of funny, trendy, and unapologetically sassy. Featuring a retro sunset backdrop, floral details, and the cheeky phrase “Don’t Forget to Hydrate and Mind Your Own Business,” this tee is made for women who love bold graphic fashion with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis shirt blends spooky-cute style with everyday humor, making it easy to wear year-round but especially perfect for spring and summer. The soft bleached look gives it that one-of-a-kind handmade feel, while the colorful design keeps it playful, eye-catching, and easy to style with jeans, leggings, biker shorts, or a flannel.\u003cbr\u003e\nIt’s a great gift for introverts, sarcastic besties, skeleton lovers, spooky girls, and anyone who loves unique graphic tees that make people smile. If your style is a little witchy, a little funny, and a little “please leave me alone,” this one belongs in your closet.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy shoppers will love it:\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade with care\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny skeleton hydration design\u003cbr\u003e\nTrendy retro floral artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nSoft bleached look for extra character\u003cbr\u003e\nGreat everyday statement tee\u003cbr\u003e\nShips in 1–7 business days\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey Witch Boutique","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985165385908,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985165418676,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985165451444,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985165484212,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985165516980,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985165549748,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985165582516,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985165615284,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985165648052,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985165680820,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985165713588,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985165746356,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985165779124,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985165811892,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985165844660,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985165877428,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985165910196,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985165942964,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985165975732,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985166008500,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985166041268,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985166074036,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985166106804,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985166139572,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985166172340,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985166205108,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985166237876,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985166270644,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985166303412,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985166336180,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985166368948,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985166401716,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985166434484,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985166467252,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985166500020,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985166532788,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985166565556,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985166598324,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985166631092,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985166663860,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985166696628,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985166729396,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985166762164,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985166794932,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985166827700,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985166860468,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985166893236,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985166926004,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985166958772,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985166991540,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985167024308,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985167057076,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985167089844,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985167122612,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985167155380,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985167188148,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985167220916,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985167253684,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985167286452,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985167319220,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985167351988,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985167384756,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985167417524,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985167450292,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985167483060,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985167515828,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985167548596,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985167581364,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985167614132,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985167646900,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985167679668,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985167712436,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985164992692,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985165025460,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985165058228,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985165090996,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985165123764,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985165156532,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985165189300,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985165222068,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985165254836,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985165287604,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985165320372,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985165353140,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":43985167745204,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Irish Green","offer_id":43985167777972,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Military Green","offer_id":43985167810740,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Maroon","offer_id":43985167843508,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Purple","offer_id":43985167876276,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Indigo","offer_id":43985167909044,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Berry","offer_id":43985167941812,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Heliconia","offer_id":43985167974580,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Saphire","offer_id":43985168007348,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Galapagos Blue","offer_id":43985168040116,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":43985168072884,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":43985168105652,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/0520\/3892\/files\/il_fullxfull.7961560408_8yk7.jpg?v=1781662270","url":"https:\/\/shop.whiskeywitchboutique.com\/products\/bleached-shirt-spooky-i-hydrate-and-mind-24306","provider":"Whiskey Witch Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}